1. Momma Don’t Let You Sons Grow Up to Be Dallas Cowboys

    Without men, where would organized sports be? Comedian Jerry Seinfeld says that man cannot go more than 2 minutes without thinking of sex. That still leaves at least 30 minutes out of every hour when something else has to fill the void. It simply cannot take 30 minutes to take out the garbage. There has to be something more.


    Seinfeld maintains the men are not creative in the least. Without direction, they would walk around aimlessly, hands in pocket staring blankly into space. This is where Sports fills a vital role. It provides the creative direction for grown men to drink excessive amounts of alcoholic beverages, eat nachos yell insane thoughts and otherwise ignore their spouses.


    All of which naturally leads to professional football, the king of big money sports. There are no officially released figures so the facts we are about to reveal are not facts at all, just guesses. Some experts claim the NFL annually pulls in $9 billion others place the number between $11 and nearly $15 billion depending on Superbowl opponents and other factors. Advertising revenues from just the Superbowl alone are placed at a whopping $275 million. And then there is all that merchandise as well.


    Do you think this is a good business to be in? Well consider this thought. The Green Bay Packers are the only publicly owned NFL franchise and that stock trades about as frequently as a solar eclipse. So there is darn little hard evidence to go on. However, start by looking at the ownership list and the private valuations placed on the teams (a guaranteed low ball number) and you get the idea.


    Virtually every team has at least one billionaire owner. Some teams even have more than one. They are not the least interested in sharing any of the perks and financial rewards with anyone. That tells a lot.


    The NFL owners want you solely for your fan value. That means they want you to pay $314.94 for the Direct TV Sunday Ticket or lord knows how much for season tickets and fan paraphernalia. Oh yes, there is one other tinny, tiny item. The NFL owners humbly request that you Mr. Sports Fanatic pay for the $1-$1.5 billion cost to build a state of the art new stadium that no one short of a seven figure income could ever afford to attend.


    If you fail to pony up, then you get the same treatment Alex Spanos gave the San Diego Charger fans. Wow, who would ever have guessed that filling 30 minutes of vacant brain time would turn out to be so costly?


    This last item is just one of the things that is so reprehensible about the NFL. The fact that the public is so often willing to pay for the debt on stadium financing relieves ownership of sharing the profits through something like a public equity traded on the New York Stock Exchange. Thanks to a willing, if not gullible public, they get to keep it all for themselves. That’s pure greed.


    The other major blemish on the NFL is their treatment of professional athletes. Much attention has been drawn of late to concussions and related head injuries. But head injuries are not going to stop young kids (overwhelmingly from poor and under privileged backgrounds) from playing the sport.


    Compensation of the athletes by the NFL is a legal only by the grace of God and the antitrust exemption granted by the United States Congress. Salary caps represent blatant collusion. How else can you explain that star quarterback Tony Roma, in his prime signed a six year contract extension with only $55 million guaranteed while all start closing baseball pitcher Aroldis Chapman, also with a six year contract giving him an $11 signing bonus and then $15 million annually. These days’ professional sports are a year around commitment for athletes so both of these guys are totally devoted to hard work.


    Tony Romo, during his career thus far, has had two broken collarbones and two major back injuries leading to additional surgeries. Aroldis Chapman has only broken a sweat. The average life expectancy of an NFL player is five years less than the US average.


    While both Chapman and Romo are exceptional athletes at the top of the profession, what about the others? In 2016 the median contract salary for an NFL player was $770,000 compared with $4.25 million for an average MLB player. And the average MLB pine rider’s career will amount to 5.6 years compared with just 3.5 years for the NFL. There is only one conclusion to draw. If you play in a sport so violent that it threatens your health and shortens your life, you should be paid appropriately.


    And speaking of being paid appropriately, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell hauled in over $33 million in salary and bonus last year that is more than 40 times the medium pay of one of his NFL players. We don’t know how much MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred gets paid. When he took the job in 2015, his entire net worth was estimated to equal what Goodell gets in about 7 months and not much more than 5 times the average MLB player compensation.

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    Many of us are or were taught in economics about the counterrelationship between stocks and bonds in investments. Usually when an investor is seeking diversity, a portfolio will include a mix of stocks and bonds for this traditional adversarial relationship.

    Traditional Market Roles

    The story usually goes that when the stock market is in a bull run, the bonds go bearish, meaning that the demands for bonds goes down as stocks rise, making prices for the bonds g down and yields go up in an attempt to attract business.

    The opposite is (usually) true in a bearish stock market. When there is uncertainty or it looks like the market is taking a negative turn due to poor economic news, investors tend to invest more in bonds, which drive the prices up and sends yields down.

    However, for at least the last two to three years of the Obama administration, there have been some mixed messages to the point that tradition was broken and the stock and bond markets both trended the same – bear to bull and back again. The question is often whether to buy stock in private (but publicly traded) companies, or to buy bonds created from federal or state governments?

    About Stocks

    It makes sense that stocks and bonds would be adversarial in a yin-and-yang sort of way. Stocks are shares of a company – a person who invest in Apple, for instance, essentially owns a piece of the company. If you own Apple stock, you are a co-owner of that company. And if you own the company or want to buy some ownership, that usually means you are bullish about that company. You are betting that your optimism in that company will be well-founded and that you will make money on that bet.

    When the company is doing well, more and more people will want that stock, and as there is no unlimited supply of stakes, the shares that are on the market become fewer and the price goes up. And if you hold your stake long enough and then sell at or near the peak, you can make yourself some money.

    About Bonds

    While companies also sell bonds, stories about stocks vs. bonds usually deal with U.S. government bonds – that which the government puts out to bring in money to pay its bills every year – as the country is averaging an annual deficit of nearly $1 trillion. Bonds are essentially IOUs from the government to those who buy them – it is a promise that if you give the government money on this bond, the government will pay you interest on a regular schedule based on the coupon (interest rate) posted on the bond, until the date that the bond matures. And you get your initial investment returned to you at that time, provided you hold the bond at the date of maturity.

    While taxpayers may not like the federal government offering so much debt every year, investors in a way love it. Federal debt is backed by the federal government, so it is a very reliable investment. It doesn’t make a lot of money (current yields are in the 2-2.5 percent range) for an investor, but as most bonds are 10- or 20-year notes, it can be a reliable source of income over time, whereas even dividend-bearing stocks don’t offer dividends every quarter nor always at the same or higher amounts each time.

    The Trump Economy – When, and How High?

    With Donald Trump now President of the United States for the last month, there has been much talk about what might happen to the economy, based on Trump’s rhetoric and the reality of the molasses-in-winter movement of Congress. The current argument is not really about whether the economy will grow under Trump – the overwhelming consensus is that it will, based on his call for fewer regulations and lower taxes, never mind the sticky tax-reform talk – it is about how fast that growth will come.

    Those on the bond side say the growth will be a little farther down the road, and in fact thre may be more bond-buying opportunities in the next 12 to 18 months, because reduced regulations will take a little while to appear in the economy, and taxes at this point do not seem to be changing much and the effect may not be felt until later this year at the earliest. Even newly minted Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin is quoted to essentially say that it’s best to lower expectations at this point.

    On the stock side, the stock market has previously “baked in” Hillary Clinton’s “impending” electoral victory last November, and since Elction Day, the markets have shot out of a cannon upward, trusting that the Trump economy just has to be better than the Clinton econoy would have been. Any glimmer of optimism is enough to push stocks higher – the market is more of an optimism gauge for the future than a current state of the economy. Some say that stocks should be bought now in preparation because there is a sense that this could be another Regan economic boom – and that one didn’t take hold until a couple years into his first term. They think it will be the same with Trump, and jump on board now!

    Who Will Win?

    That is a difficult question to answer. There is no crystal ball, and with the way the economy has transformed and evolved over the last 20 years, what has traditionally been true in the markets and the economy could be completely obsolete and off-base this time. There seems to be optimism on the whole that the economy will improve (could it get worse, honestly?), and both the bond and stock markets are preparing for it. But how fast will the turnaround happen remains to be seen, and how large will the growth be is also hard to predict.

    From an investing perspective, you should have both stocks and bonds in your portfolio if you want to be truly diversified, but if you agree that growth will happen soon, then stocks are a good way to go. If you are more pessimistic, then stick with bonds – they take away much of the risk of stocks and at least give you some modest returns even in down times, which is something you won’t get from stocks in a bear market.

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